1. Switch the Welch’s for Sangria.
2. Attribute everything, from the slightest breeze to the dog’s passing of wind, to the Holy Spirit.
3. Watch the Baptists wait for the liquor store to fix their generator.
4. Tell each other about the time we didn’t have air conditioning when we were growing up.
5. Listen […]
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A Pastor's Thoughts 
Can we discuss the BARBQ committee at Council?
Yes